MANNY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR CORKSCREW, PLEASE?
IF I HEAR ANY NONAGENARIAN HANKY-PANKY,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
HERE'S THE MONEY. AND, ER...
- I'M NORMAL.
- NORMAL?
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WHO AM I?
THAT'S NORMAL. YOU WANT THINGS
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
FRAN TOLD ME. FRAN KNOWS HER!
ASK HER. ASK FRAN.
YOU ARE ACTUALLY OFFERING...
YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE PIANO.
PLAY FROM WITHIN.
FRAN?
OH, SORRY. (SQUEAKY VOICE) "'YES,
BUT IS IT ORGANIC? ' SAID THE..."
I SEEM TO BE SWALLOWING BOOKS WHOLE,
BEFORE LEAVING ME A BURNT-OUT HUSK.
- BERNARD.
- YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED, WORM!
I DO A LITTLE WORK FOR...
YOU KNOW CIA?
I REALLY MUST INSIST
YOU SEND SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY.
HAVE YOU EVER, ERM...
- EVERYTHING WOULD BE NORMAL?
- YES.
AND NOW, JUST BEFORE MY PHONE RINGS
I GET A SHARP PAIN IN MY HEAD.
WE COULD READ MAGAZINES AND SPECULATE
ABOUT FAMOUS PEOPLE'S SEXUALITY.
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE, EH?
(DING)
SORRY, I'M TIRED.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A WEEK.
I'M SURE YOU COULD DO BETTER.
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