THE COLLECTED WORKS
OF CHARLES DICKENS.

LOOK AT YOU SMILING AWAY.

- MY CHANGE?
- ER, COME BACK LATER.

A WHOLE WEEK, ALL YOURS, PAID,
FROM TODAY.

IT'S A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY FUNNY, FUNNY STORY.

SO, SHOW ME YOUR NEW FILING SYSTEM,
BERNARD.

(LOUD GRINDING)

- THAT'S ABOUT IT, REALLY.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.

WHEN YOU DO THE UNDERPANTS-CHARLESTON
WITH THIS INSANE, BLIND TART?

- AU NATUREL IN THE FIVE O'CLOCK.
- THAT'S 100-1.

- KIDS.
- KIDS.

AND SOON,
YOU WILL SOAK YOURSELF CALM.

NOT SURPRISING.
FROM WHERE I'M STANDING,

FRAN IS COMING TO DINNER,
I HAVE TO COOK, CLEAN, RUN THE SHOP,

HERE WE GO - "REGRESSION.

- WHAT'S IN IT?!
- CHUNKS.

"SOMEONE WHO IS
TO TRAVEL AND ADVENTURE...

"LET'S SEE HOW FAR I CAN PUSH HIM."

MY FAMILY HAS TAUGHT PIANO FOR 200 YEARS.

AH, COME ON. I SAW THE TOWER,
THE GODDAMN QUEEN.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
- MY GRANDAD TAUGHT ME.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

- WHAT'S A YURT?
- A TENT MADE OF BEAVER SKINS.

BERNARD, I'VE WASHED YOUR SHEETS
BUT HAVEN'T DRIED THEM. CAN YOU DO IT?