I BET IT WAS MORE LIKE,
"DO I LOOK LIKE A DONKEY?

- HELLO...
- WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!

- ER...
- YEAH?

(QUIETLY) HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?!

I MUST BE MUSICAL.
I'VE GOT HUNDREDS OF CDS.

I HAVE TO GIVE ALL MY ATTENTION
TO BEING JULIE'S BIRTH PARTNER.

- BERNARD. BERNARD!
- WHAT?

CLEAR OFF, YOU'RE RUINING MY GIG.

SHOULD I BRING THIS?

MSC, LLB, MA, DPHIL, MBE,

YEAH. THAT'S... WARGH - BRILLIANT.

HE FINISHED WITH
FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE BEE.

BERNARD. BERNARD. LOOK, BERNARD.

RIGHT, SO YOU DON'T WANT
TO SIT IN THE GARDEN.

WE'LL JUST HAVE A NICE GLASS OF WINE, OK?

I'M SO SORRY, I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE...

DON'T GET PIOUS, YOU STARTED ME OFF.

OH, LOOK, YOU'VE GOT A MESSAGE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
WHETHER I'M SUPPOSED TO...

ADD A DROP OF LAVENDER
TO YOUR BATH,

I'M NOT GOING BACK. I LIKE IT HERE.

"SORRY, FRAN,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE.

THE COTE D'AZUR - ONE MAN'S STRUGGLE
WITH 100%/% EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS.

"GET OUT OR I'LL TEAR YOU OPEN
LIKE A BAG OF CRISPS."