I'M JUST STROLLING UP THE BEACH WITH MY
DISCREETLY PREGNANT BRAZILIAN GIRLFRIEND.
YOU SHOULD STOP SMOKING AND DRINKING.
I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING FOR TWO HOURS.
NO, 1973, IT MUST HAVE BEEN.
A WHOLE WEEK, ALL YOURS, PAID,
FROM TODAY.
RIGHT, LET'S GO.
THE TURN'S ALL RIGHT. LOSE THE LAUGH.
- (BELCHES)
- BUT WHAT'S TIME?
PUT A KNIFE IN HIS BACK AND LEAVE HIM
SLUMPED OVER THE DESK IN THE LIBRARY.
IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
YOU SEEN TED? BRACES, SPOTS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KISSED MY DAD.
OK! WELL, I TRIED. THERE'S NO POINT
OUTREACHING TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
WOULD... WOULD YOU... WOULD YOU LIKE
TO... TO STAY TILL... TILL WEDNESDAY?
- GO!
- PLEASE, GO ON.
IS THAT RIGHT?
WHAT CAN I INTEREST YOU IN?
I WILL HAVE NO MALINGERERS IN MY SHOP.
GO AND FETCH MY LOLLY.
MANNY... WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE EATING?
SOUP?
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHO CARES? WHO CARES WHAT
OUR DISGUSTING PUBLIC THINK?
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
BUT I DON'T WANT THEM.
I'LL HAVE TO PRICE THEM
COFFEE AND BOOKS IS A FAD.
STOP! STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!
GIVE ME THAT. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
I WENT IN, AND YOU KNOW,
THE FIRST THING I SAW...
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David Mitchell - Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse
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