- WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING?
- THERE'S NO MUSIC.
THIS GIRL, SHE SAYS
THAT SHE ONCE GOT ENGAGED
THANKS FOR BRINGING IT.
YOU JUST SIT THERE
AND YOU SNIPE AND SNEER AND YOU MOAN,
MANNY!
I HAD IT IN MY HAND.
I WANTED IT TO BE SAFE.
OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS.
SHALL I PHONE HONG KONG KITCHEN
AND GET US ALL SOME CRISPY DUCK?
MANNY? AGREE WITH ME
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
BERNARD, PLEASE!
BERNARD, PLEASE, PLEASE!
NO, I WON'T GO BACK IN THE CUPBOARD.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I LOOK LIKE THIS.
YOU HAVEN'T WASHED MY THINGS.
NOW, BECKY... I LOVE YOU.
- AND A VAUXHALL ASTRA.
- AH.
"SIGNED, BERNARD L BLACK."
- WHAT?!
- TOGETHER... YOU KNOW...
- 'MESSAGE DELETED.'
- (BEEP)
IT'S GOT WEB ACCESS, IT'S GOT A CAMERA,
IT CAN DO EVERYTHING.
OR THE MANHUNT FOR A SERIAL KILLER.
WE HAD TO BURN IT
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO GOOD.
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
- I COULD HAVE A HOLIDAY, COULDN'T I?
- SURE. TAKE THE WEEK.
WAIT. SORRY. ER...
REALLY, I WANTED SOMEWHERE A BIT BIGGER.
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Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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