WHO IS THIS?

TO THIS AWFUL IRISH GUY...

UM...

- LONDON CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE.
- OH, PLEASE.

FASTER.

OK, GO THERE
AND AWAIT MY INSTRUCTIONS.

VOUCHERS FOR THE CANTEEN.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.

- I'M NOT THAT...
- COME OVER FOR THE NEXT SET OF EXERCISES.

GOOD, GOOD. GOOD!

PUT A KNIFE IN HIS BACK AND LEAVE HIM
SLUMPED OVER THE DESK IN THE LIBRARY.

DOO-DAH DIDN'T SAY THEY'RE
BUILDING ROUND THE CLOCK.

- BERNARD...
- IT'S NOT FAIR BECAUSE...

HIS DAUGHTER, WHOSE LONG MARRIAGE
IS COLLAPSING AROUND HER,

IS IT SOME KIND OF FAKE BREAST?

NO TIME. I'M SETTING UP THE SHOP
FOR THE FESTIVAL OF TRAVEL WRITING.

YOU DISGUST ME. AN INNOCENT
LITTLE CREATURE LIKE THAT. GOODBYE.

SO YOU HAVEN'T STUCK ANYTHING
ON AU NATUREL IN THE FIVE O'CLOCK.

HERE'S A TENNER FOR THE TAXI.

I'M SORRY, I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU
ABOUT EMMA BUT SHE ASKED ME NOT TO.

LOOK, I COULD WRITE
A BETTER KIDS' BOOK THAN THIS.

- PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
- I NEED A SIGN.

ARGH! THIS ISN'T FAIR.

I SPENT SOME TIME EXPLAINING
IN VERY CLEAR TERMS

HOW LONG'S IT TAKE FOR
THESE LESSONS TO TAKE EFFECT?