THE COLLECTED WORKS
OF CHARLES DICKENS.
LOOK AT YOU SMILING AWAY.
- MY CHANGE?
- ER, COME BACK LATER.
A WHOLE WEEK, ALL YOURS, PAID,
FROM TODAY.
IT'S A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY FUNNY, FUNNY STORY.
SO, SHOW ME YOUR NEW FILING SYSTEM,
BERNARD.
(LOUD GRINDING)
- THAT'S ABOUT IT, REALLY.
- RIGHT. RIGHT.
WHEN YOU DO THE UNDERPANTS-CHARLESTON
WITH THIS INSANE, BLIND TART?
- AU NATUREL IN THE FIVE O'CLOCK.
- THAT'S 100-1.
- KIDS.
- KIDS.
AND SOON,
YOU WILL SOAK YOURSELF CALM.
NOT SURPRISING.
FROM WHERE I'M STANDING,
FRAN IS COMING TO DINNER,
I HAVE TO COOK, CLEAN, RUN THE SHOP,
HERE WE GO - "REGRESSION.
- WHAT'S IN IT?!
- CHUNKS.
"SOMEONE WHO IS
TO TRAVEL AND ADVENTURE...
"LET'S SEE HOW FAR I CAN PUSH HIM."
MY FAMILY HAS TAUGHT PIANO FOR 200 YEARS.
AH, COME ON. I SAW THE TOWER,
THE GODDAMN QUEEN.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
- MY GRANDAD TAUGHT ME.
OH, YOU POOR THING.
- WHAT'S A YURT?
- A TENT MADE OF BEAVER SKINS.
BERNARD, I'VE WASHED YOUR SHEETS
BUT HAVEN'T DRIED THEM. CAN YOU DO IT?