WHOO! WHAT A TRANSFORMATION!
HAJA-SHAZAM!
BERNARD, YOU'LL HAVE
TO DO THEM YOURSELF. IT'S EASY.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH.
DON'T GET JUDGEY WITH ME,
MING THE MERCILESS.
(CHUCKLING)
NOBODY RINGS ME THESE DAYS, BERNARD.
STILL BEAVERING AWAY IN RADIO 4.
(DOCTOR) MR BIANCO,
BACK WITH US AT LAST.
- ARE YOU MAKING COFFEE OR NOT?
- WE NEED SOME DECENT STOCK.
I'M SEQUESTERING THESE AS EVIDENCE.
BUT THESE TEN HERE,
NOW, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH THEM.
(SIGHS) YOU ALWAYS KNOW
YOU'RE IN FOR A GOOD NIGHT
I'M FEELING CONFIDENT.
I'M GONNA GET THIS JOB.
'THAT IS THE END
OF THE SHIPPING FORECAST.'
YOU ARE BEING IRRATIONAL.
THE ONLY WAY TO INNER PEACE...
HERE IT IS! YES!
FORGOT MY BAG.
HERE. GO AND SEE
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG.
(CRASH)
I WRITE FROM A WESTERN PERSPECTIVE
COS THAT'S MY CULTURAL BACKGROUND.
IT HAS TO BE ALL THREE.
IF I GO WITH YOU AND GET TALKING TO HER,
MY... MY PANTS AREN'T THAT EASY TO FOLD.
- 'MESSAGE DELETED.'
- (BEEP)